Kabaret's Prophecy reviews
Don't waste your time or money!! It's an empty dive underneath a pizza shop - entrance not on Beak Street as stated but around the corner next to the pizza shop's bin room! Rude staff; men have to pay £20 entry, even on the guest list; no cocktail list - you have to guess cocktail drinks and prices; overpriced drinks and table, which was a joke; budget DJ who left halfway through the night, so the bar staff played 50 cent CDs...
If you're used to real exclusive clubs in London, this is not the place for you. Probably the worst Saturday night I have ever had!
by urban fashion chick, 19 Jan 2009
If you're used to real exclusive clubs in London, this is not the place for you. Probably the worst Saturday night I have ever had!
by urban fashion chick, 19 Jan 2009
I've been going there for a few weeks now and have really had fun. Saturday's a great night to go - music is banging and the girls stunning!
by Sammy Jones, 26 Feb 2008
by Sammy Jones, 26 Feb 2008
Been going there for a couple of years. It's quite compact and their idea of a table can only be described as a stool for the price that you are paying. Used to be a bit more exclusive, but now not so much. I still go there and, to be honest, I have no idea why.
by wonuola (3 reviews), 26 Jul 2007
by wonuola (3 reviews), 26 Jul 2007
Probably the only 'table club' in central London that is bearable. For some reason it has that little something extra that sets it aside from the Umbabas and Mo'vidas. Perhaps because it's a bit less commercial and doesn't have that try-hard attitude. Anyway, give it a go and you might be surprised.
by Anonymous, 07 Mar 2007
by Anonymous, 07 Mar 2007
Horrible place. Even Chinawhite is better. Weird people - they think they are actually cool because they're at Kabaret. And it's even more expensive than Movida too! Toilets are stylish, but the toilet lady is miserable.
by Anonymous, 06 Mar 2007
by Anonymous, 06 Mar 2007
Not a bad club, but the staff were terrible. After ordering several bottles of champagne for our group, the bouncers forced me outside and wouldn't let me back in. Ruined what had up till then been a great night.
by Anonymous, 13 Feb 2007
by Anonymous, 13 Feb 2007
I went to Kabaret for my 21st and had a suitably memorable experience. Danced with the likes of Paris Hilton, Steve Jones, Grace et al from Big Brother and some X Factor contestants.
Have to agree with the overpriced issue. Also, I'd expected the music to be better, since on Kabaret's website it boasts that it's an industry night for the hardcore. But it doesn't seem like music is the top priority here.
However, celebrity sightings appear to be a certainty so if you don't mind parting with your pounds then give it a try!
by waveney, 15 Nov 2006
Have to agree with the overpriced issue. Also, I'd expected the music to be better, since on Kabaret's website it boasts that it's an industry night for the hardcore. But it doesn't seem like music is the top priority here.
However, celebrity sightings appear to be a certainty so if you don't mind parting with your pounds then give it a try!
by waveney, 15 Nov 2006
Highly unacceptable service from the rude staff. Venue was too small and too packed. Completely lacks the sophistication and exclusivity it boasts of. Overpriced with nothing to show for it.
by Anon1, 11 Nov 2006
by Anon1, 11 Nov 2006
We went on an all-expenses-paid night out here on a Wednesday and it was packed right out. It was like walking into a 50Cent video - the people hanging out here definitely spend a lot of time and money on their appearance! I wouldn't go if I was paying, but if you have a limitless budget it's great.
The decor is really nice, and the dance floor is cool. If I were paying, I would be a bit annoyed at the amount of people let in - I like some space when I dance, not being crushed by other people. If you want a table, be prepared to fork out a lot of money. The music was great - RnB.
by Biagi1982 (6 reviews), 20 Aug 2006
The decor is really nice, and the dance floor is cool. If I were paying, I would be a bit annoyed at the amount of people let in - I like some space when I dance, not being crushed by other people. If you want a table, be prepared to fork out a lot of money. The music was great - RnB.
by Biagi1982 (6 reviews), 20 Aug 2006
4 years ago, Thursdays were all about Kabaret with the Cutler sisters hosting... now it's too commercial.
by Anonymous, 04 Aug 2006
by Anonymous, 04 Aug 2006
Went to the club on a Monday night. Music was average, drinks were overpriced, people looking too cool to enjoy themselves. The only thing I loved were the walls with funky lights!
by mewmew, 07 Jul 2006
by mewmew, 07 Jul 2006
Another jumped up London club full of vapid rich kids. Pretentious and bad value for money... is it really worth missing Big Brother for?
by Anonymous, 29 Jun 2006
by Anonymous, 29 Jun 2006
This is the worst club I have EVER been to. Staff are rude, music very average, and the venue tiny with no atmosphere.
If you like spending £38 on a bottle of cheap house wine, and a stuck up crowd, this is the place for you.
by londonclubber, 01 May 2006
If you like spending £38 on a bottle of cheap house wine, and a stuck up crowd, this is the place for you.
by londonclubber, 01 May 2006
My boyfriend had his birthday party there and it was amazing. The staff lit nearly all of the cigs I had that night, and the music was immaculate!
by Lise, 27 Mar 2006
by Lise, 27 Mar 2006
I went to Kabaret on a Monday, and I think this is the best day to go. The music was super, the people were nice (and good looking) and everything was great!
by Stina, 16 Mar 2006
by Stina, 16 Mar 2006
When we first got in there was a good atmosphere. But after 12.00 it felt like a zoo... way too many people for its capacity.
by alize, 15 Jan 2006
by alize, 15 Jan 2006
Not classy at all. We pre-booked a table at a cost of several hundred pounds, yet when we arrived we were told there were no tables left. We managed to find a table in the end which was never even cleared for us. The place was far too small and crammed to be considered sophisticated. Wouldn't bother going again.
by biagi, 24 Dec 2005
by biagi, 24 Dec 2005
I really like this funky club. Great young crowd. Too bad they only play rap and R&B...
by brother, 16 Dec 2005
by brother, 16 Dec 2005
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