Tramp reviews
Pretentious and plastic. Not for grounded people. Amusing to watch the rich girls and older men having fun!
by spiderman, 04 Mar 2008Go once or twice, in twos and threes, and you will hate it.
Go regularly, with a group, and then... you get it.
This club is a joke. I pay too much money for the drinks and all I get is ice. The staff are rude. The place is full of Arabs and Russians, and it's more like a fashion show than somewhere you can have a good time. Come to Barcelona, then I will show you how we party!
by Javier_bcn, 23 Nov 2007Full of nouveau riche Arabs and Russians with zero class and an insatiable desire to out-do each other. The women are escort-esque and the men sleazy beyond belief... Just not worth it.
by swim73088 (12 reviews), 21 Nov 2007Tramp is a polished Stringfellows without the striptease. Just as expensive, but a classic old school affluent late 80s-90s experience. Shame that it lacks the Johnny Gold class of guests, as these days it is full of watered down JR Ewings (except they didnt have to work for their wealth). DJ was OK but lacked style and should be playing a wider range of world dance music.
by shout, 29 Oct 2007Great place to people watch. Numerous young wannabes in their contract hire vehicles, with sharp-looking Zara suits, greasy hair and dad's credit card. Tramp lost its flair about 20 years ago. Now it's just full of hookers who will go for any guy who flashes cash at them.
by MI5IVE, 16 Jul 2007As someone else has already mentioned, you won't find more aggressive patrons anywhere else. My girlfriend was pushed by another girl (probably because we were the only Caucasian girls there amidst all the Arabs etc), and people are always elbowing you by the bar.
Impossible to buy a drink, unless you are a member, so you feel dependent on drinks from other people, which is ridiculous. Have never seen any celebrities there - it's too tacky for the trendy people.
The club's gone downhill. It's still OK but not the best at all, not even in London. Will not renew my membership.
by LydiaA, 03 May 2007I had the best night out in Tramp. Lots of champagne, lots of girls... Best night is Saturday. But be warned: only go if you have LOTS of money to spend! Not for the faint-hearted. Oh, and don't forget to tip the staff - well worth it!
by richboy, 21 Apr 2007If you're in a group and want to go to a place that is very safe, has excellent service, is expensive but not absolutely crazy by London standards, and is the closest thing to a guaranteed good night, then hit Tramp every time.
by Anonymous, 06 Apr 2007I love Tramp! Anywhere that doesn't close until YOU are ready to leave (rather than turfing you out), has someone filling your glass as soon as it's empty, has waiters that hold up a lighter as soon as you put a cigarette in your mouth, lets you dance on the seats/tables and serves you AMAZING pasta at 4am can't be bad. Love it, love it, love it!
by miss t, 08 Mar 2007Beautiful women, Cristal falling from the heavens, and a great atmosphere. Simply put, pretentious and fake. Brilliant!
by Anonymous, 03 Feb 2007Not a mainstream place and a bit under the radar - i.e. tourists have probably never heard of it, even though it has the most history of any club in London. The best and perhaps the most exclusive in London.
by Anonymous, 31 Dec 2006To go to this club you need to be well connected - even celebrities can't get in without a member! It's a good club and you should experience it if you get the chance to go. Good luck!
by Anonymous, 26 Dec 2006The place was amazing! Beautiful tramps from all around the world joined together as one.
by Anonymous, 12 Dec 2006This club is well and truly over! I will not be renewing my membership.
by Anonymous333, 11 Dec 2006Have we missed a great club in London? Let us know.







