Reviews by Oscar

Embassy (Club)
12 July 2005

Full of footballers and glamour models. If you seek intelligent conversation, and music other than garage and r'n'b, then don't go.

Chinawhite (Club)
12 July 2005

Dire. Full of Jordan types and idiot men. Don't go.

Taman Gang (Restaurant)
12 July 2005

Not bad - great atmosphere, although more pretentious than quality of food. Dumplings were soggy.

Home House (Members' Club)
12 July 2005

If death was to ever land in London, it would settle in Homehouse and gather dust. That is all I have to say. Crap people, crap place.

Soho House (Members' Club)
12 July 2005

Soho house was great, thoroughly enjoyed it.

Kingly Club (Members' Club)
12 July 2005

Loved it all the way. Beautiful people and beautiful bar. The aquarium is stunning.

Vibe Bar (Bar)
12 July 2005

I don't know why this place is ever rated. You have to stand and it's full of students and tourists. Takes 3 hours to get a drink. It's very 'retro' cool, if you like sitting on picnic benches, this is your place.

Ling Ling (Hakkasan) (Bar)
12 July 2005

This is by far the best place in London to eat, drink and socialise. Love it all the way.

Fifth Floor Bar (Bar)
12 July 2005

Lovely bar, but then I realised this is a notorious "upper class pickup joint" - don't go alone if you are a pretty female.

Collection (Bar)
12 July 2005

Come here often - don't know why though - music was too loud for dinner, and people were tres Eurotrash...

CC Club (Club)
12 July 2005

If you like pervy rude boys and fickle little girls - this is your place.

The End (Club)
12 July 2005

Super music - great for dancing, lovely bongo man.

FIFTY Below (Club)
12 July 2005

No people! Empty... nice place if there was more going on.

Kabaret's Prophecy (Club)
12 July 2005

Fantastic - had my birthday party here, amazing people and great drinks. Great dj, great staff. Love it.

Claridge's Bar (Bar)
12 July 2005

Lovely xmas dinner here - amazing food, stunning restaurant.

Fishmarket (Bar)
12 July 2005

Great bar, great barman, shame it closes at 11pm.

Met Bar (Bar)
12 July 2005

Awful clientele - unless there is a good party - full of gold diggers and oldies. Lacked atmosphere.

K West (Hotel)
12 July 2005

Not bad - smaller than I thought it would be. Dire location though.