Reviews by thepreacher

Chinawhite (Club)
02 January 2008

I'm seeing some of the same names from Movida etc... why are you people going to these places?? I've never been here, but you know it's going to be expensive and you know they're going to be rude... so why do you go? As long as you people queue, beg to get in and pay the drink prices, these clowns are in business! Stick to nice places outside central London!

Funky Buddha (Club)
02 January 2008

Yep, actually managed to get in this place and I ain't white - an even bigger hurdle! But I knew what to expect: expensive drinks and kak music! That's exactly what I got, so I can't complain! But for you prospective visitors, give it a miss.

Fabric (Club)
02 January 2008

Real party for real people on any night!

Paper (Club)
02 January 2008

Yep, they don't like non-whites here. But hey, that's business as usual with clubs! Just means no one can dance inside...

Mo*vida (Club / Members' Club)
02 January 2008

Look, let's be honest, all these clubs are rubbish! So why do you lot go?? You know they're going to take the piss on the door with your good selves, so like myself don't bother.(I have been to all these 'wannabe' clubs and they kak! Big names like Paper and Funky Buddha, they just play roulette with your night. So fix up!) Tip: look outside central London.